If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
(Source: whitestgirluknow, via randomness-is-epic)
"I watched season four. I guess I already knew this, but apparently, I’m a genius … I think I feel pretty comfortable in expressing that [season four] wasn’t my cup of tea … it’s not somebody doing what they do … it’s very much like an impression. An unflattering one. It’s 13 episodes of people doing ‘DURRRPY DURPY DUR I’m Dan Harmon DUUUR.’ …
It’s like flipping through Instagrams watching your girlfriend just blow everyone."
sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”
Got this awesome piece of art on my forearm. A very talented woman named Bernadette did it at Tiny Tim’s Baltimore Ave Tattoo in Media, PA.
I admit it was an impulsive tattoo and my parents hate it. But I love it and it’s there for life.